Unfortunately, I have no choice but to write my first blog entry about pain, sadness and misfortune. Note that the following MAY be exaggerated just a weeeeee bit...(but not that much)
So, about a week ago I was moving furniture around my room which I have recently wallpapered...well, watched my dad wallpaper. woo
Check it out.
Anyway, I was moving my awfully bulky bed when BAM!! it falls on my poor, poor little foot. The pain was EXCRUTIATING. Now, I’m a bad patient so while the pain was excruciating for me it would have probably been significantly less painful for any other normal person. This is a representation of what my expression might have looked like upon impact.
Secretary: Hello, Student Health, can you hold?
S: How can I help you?
M: I wanted to make an appointment with the doctor for Thursday please?
S: Only the nurse is available on Thursday.
M: okay, it’s just that I think my foot may be broken, will the nurse be able to refer me to the hospital if it is?
S: um…don’t you think that if your foot is broken you might want to come in right away?
M: Well, it’s grand like, it might just be sprained or something…
S: um…okay…well if it’s broken she’ll send you to the hospital. What about Thursday at 10?