Friday, April 22, 2011

A Cork Legend

Girls, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Maybe you have heard already but if not...I suggest that you take a seat and brace yourselves. I'm not being sarcastic, for once.

They've changed Tanora.

"Tanora - Cork’s favourite Tangerine-flavoured sparkling drink – has recently been enhanced to make it 100% natural. As part of this, an artificial colouring has been replaced by a natural variant" - BULLSHIT.

I'm really bad with change in general; I don't like it to happen suddenly. The new Tanora is YOCKY! I don't know about you guys, but I'm completely devastated. Tanora has been totally yummy for as long as I can remember. My grandfather used to always give us Tanora and a pound when we visited which we loved because we only usually had Tanora at Christmas. Last Christmas, my mom bought ten two litre bottles. TEN!

They've even changed the label on the bottle, and it doesn't look as nice as before.


It's the end of a delicious, tangerine-flavoured era, guys. Christmas will never be the same again.

PS. I'm not exaggerating, it actually tastes like shit.


  1. oh, that advertising on our page? or is it blogspots...cos if not, we're moving up in the world! If only more people would follow us so that we'd have a better chance of becomming rich and famous which would allow me to stop doing the lotto. :/

  2. you do the lotto?!
    i experienced the tanora. you weren't lying=(

  3. Of course! Well, now and again, it's the only option that would allow me to not work. ever. So I do it when I feel lucky. If I win I'll be buying Tanora and changing it back.


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